So there is this guy. The first time he came into the library, he requested all the books I had about school shootings, the weapons that were used, the plans they had, details of what exactly happened, etc. Well I don't know about you, but this sent red flags up for me. So I told my boss (who told security). And what did security do? Told the patron that *I* found his actions to be suspicious. I mean, naturally. Why shouldn't they go and tell the person I found scary that I found them to be scary. Honestly what was I thinking?
So this guy disappeared for a little while but recently has been coming again. He generally comes in and says something to the degree of "Remember when we first met and you thought that I was scary?" and then gives a little chortle. (Just between you and me, he still scares me...)
Ok I'm getting to why I titled this "Bring your Degree". So this same guy recently asked me "So you have your Masters in Library?" and I replied that I in fact do. He then said, "Will you please bring in your degree for me? I have met too many people that have tried to fool me that I don't believe anything people say anymore."
Riiiight. Well I don't really care if you believe me. You can take my help as a librarian...or not.